Brush the dust off this old sucker, it's football time.

What do you get when you add together Joe Paterno's age, Penn State's "official" national championships, and the program's bowl victories under Joe? 107 - the precise number of days until grills are sparked, beers are shotgunned, and Dear Old State thrashes Akron in Happy Valley. Yes boys and girls, this blog is fully prepared to take off. We'll begin with weekly blurbs before getting into the thick of things as we march toward September 5th.

To start things off, congratulations are in order for 2009 captains Sean Lee and Daryl Clark. These fine gentlemen were no surprise, considering what leadership they brought to the team on the sideline and on the field, respectively. However, I find the return to two captains, however temporary, to be refreshing. And really, who's not looking forward to seeing baby face Lee crushing souls on the turf? Potential man crush brewing? We'll see in due time.

Chicago was home to the Big Ten meetings this week, where Joe surprisingly backed off from his earlier push for a 12th team and conference championship. The 82 year old Italian son-of-a-b is anything but of out of touch with the realities of the sport he helped to mold into what it is today. Here is an old man calling the Big Ten outdated. One quote sums it up:

We go into hiding for six weeks. Everybody else is playing playoffs on television. You never see a Big Ten team mentioned. So I think that's a handicap. [espn]

Well said. More on this to come.

Bowl season is still far away, but it needs to be noted that five of the Big Ten's bowl contracts are up for renewal after the 2009 season. Here's looking at you, Orlando. The Florida Citrus Bowl is the home to both the Champs Sports Bowl and Capital One Bowl. The problem is that the sorry pile of metal in humid Florida is, oh I don't know, 14 years overdue for a face lift. The 65,000 seat decrepit stadium is not suitable to be home to the Big Ten's best non-BCS tie-in. Another possibility would be the soon-to-be opened Cowboys Stadium, which will become the host of the Cotton Bowl the following year. 80,000 (expandable to 100K) seats of Jerry Jones inspired testosterone. Is this a realistic possibility? Considering the Big 12 and SEC are the current tie-ins and can guarantee fans, combined with the fact that the Capital One payout is a million more, probably not. One can hope though.

Coach Jay Paterno joins the blog underworld.

Quick update here (I promise there’s a substantial one coming this week). Coach Jay Paterno is now blogging and tweeting. I appreciate his updates being mostly Penn State and football related, unlike that coach out in Southern Cali who updates his freeway traffic status. Check out Jay’s updates here:

Jay's blog

Jay's Twitter page

One recommendation to Coach Jay - spell check before posting!

Sign #1 that college football is back - YouTube videos.

Brush off the dust - college football is officially back.

Baseball season is off and running(big series tonight), two sports are in the middle of their playoffs, and the NFL draft kicks off tomorrow. But with the warming temperatures this weekend comes the kick off to the only sport that matters; college football in Happy Valley. Get fired up!

I'm on the road to State College for Penn State's Blue-White weekend as I type. The game brings the official spring practice season to an end, but not without first answering some of our questions. What questions, you might be wondering? Please, read on.

Who is Daryl Clark throwing to? With the departure of the best 1-2-3 punch of receivers PSU has ever seen, "potential" is the best way to describe Clark's new targets.

Who wins the fight in the trenches? Both the D-line and O-line have replacements to make due to a graduating class of studly dudes. My concern lies (as always) with the O-line. I have faith that Coach Larry Johnson will be able to once again re-load for this year.

MIA: Penn State's secondary - Who's stepping up to the plate? Also hit by graduation, this is the defense's (and perhaps the team's) weakest link. I still have nightmares about the Rose Bowl implosion, so most of my concern lies here.

Will Jay Paterno be tweeting from the coaches' box? Clearly the most important question of the day.

I'm keeping this short but sweet for now; expect more after the weekend. This blog has been slow due to other updates but expect things to pick up here in the coming weeks.

Happy Valley, we have a problem.

The economy is so far gone beyond our grasps that the porn industry is calling for a buyout. You know there are serious problems when dudes stop paying to look at boobs as frequently as they once did. But this is not a joke, people. Jobs are scarce, money is tight, and everyone in the country is holding its collective breathe, everyone except Satan’s team.

Consider this scenario – You work at a prestigious place for your line of work. You have a middle management position, average pay, long hours, extensive travel. You are extremely good at what you do, maybe the best in the country. Some experts think you are undervalued by your current employer. Your CEO is aging and is, in some people’s minds, slowing the gears of business. The competition is moving their product faster and in more hip fashions than your employer. You might have a shot at the top position once he retires, but you’re certainly not everyone’s favorite.

One night as your cuddle up to central PA local programming, the phone rings. It’s the CEO of one your competitors, personally reaching out to you. What could this be about you wonder. Turns out he wants you. Big promotion. Double your current salary. Bump in title from middle management to V.P. National recognition. Similar travel. More responsibility. More money…lots more. So what do you do? You take the job.

And that is why Penn State is in serious trouble.

According to PennLive’s David Jones, Larry Johnson Sr. has been tapped by Illinois head choke coach Ron Zook to come on board, primarily to replace the recruiting chasm created by now departed and former offensive coordinator Mike Locksley. Johnson has been Penn State’s clutch recruiter over the years, dominating the Virginia/Maryland/D.C. mid-Atlantic region. Starting with this year’s graduating class, here are a few of LJ Sr.’s recruiting standouts:

Class	Players Recruited	Notables
2005	5	Jordan Norwood (WR), Derrick Williams (WR), Knowledge Timmons (CB),
2006	11	Evan Royster (RB), A.J. Wallace (CB), Jared Odrick (DE), Bani Gbadyu (LB), Navorro Bowman (LB), Aaron Maybin (DE), Alim "Abe" Koroma (DT), Antonio Logan-El (OL, pictured above)
2007	3	Devon Still (DE), Chaz Powell (CB),
2008	4	A.J. Price (WR), Jack Crawford (DE)
2009*	11	Devon Smith (WR), Adam Gress, (OT), Brandon Felder (WR), Sean Stanley (DE), Darrell Givens (CB)

Stats briefly compiled from FightonState. *2009 recruiting season is still in progress.

Where would we be without Norwood, Williams and Royster? How dominating would our line be without Odrick, Maybin, Koroma, and Still? And chew on this - how good would Illinois be with this crop of talent?

On the surface, Penn State fans are worried about the coaches replenishing our receiver corps, finding talent for the secondary, and sealing the gaps on the offensive line. More of concern is whether Johnson wants to leave his current employer for the corner V.P. office. Penn State would be losing not just a good recruiter, but a great man. We would be losing a member of the Penn State family that makes it just that – a family. Johnson has had the ability to continue recruiting young men by promising them a chance to be part of something bigger, all while promising family members a good education and a home away from home for their children. The degree of Johnson’s importance to the program cannot be calculated.

Nothing Big about them.

That's what she said.

I'm back to update a chart in my previous post, reflecting the Ohio State's and Oklahoma's streaks, albeit not positive streaks, concerning BCS bowls. The new data is up to date:

Buckeyes & Sooners, Head to Head - BCS Record since 2003

Team	Record	NC Chances	Crowns	Streak
Ohio State	2-3	2	0	0-3
Oklahoma	0-5	2	0	0-5

Again I ask - why is it that the Sooners do not receive the same criticism? Is it because the Big 12 includes flashy programs Texas Tech (embarrassed in the Cotton Bowl by Mississippi) and Texas (last second win over OSU) among others? These high scoring, high octaine games resulted in Big 12 players dominating the season's Heisman talks. The only other real candidate? Chuck Norris himself.

There's one wagon I won't be jumping on.

Disclaimer – As a Big Ten supporter I am rooting for neither Florida nor Oklahoma. I’m hoping tonight’s game provides an exciting match up that ends the college football season on a high note. Due to only so much down time at work I could only analyze one team.

I promise I am not delaying the inevitable breakdown of the 95^th Rose Bowl. However, with yet another controversial BCS “championship” game upon us I feel it necessary to shed some light on the Oklahoma Sooners. In short, I don’t like them. But a blog of in-shorts is not a blog at all, right? Alas, three reasons why I’m glad I’m not a Sooner.

Reason #3 - Because the Sooners have more in common with Buffalo than they’d like to admit.

Ask a Bills fan about Super Bowls XXV, XXVIII, or the two in between and they will likely plea the Fifth. The Bills will always be known as the team that collapsed to the Cowboys and fell wide right to the Giants. To this day, Buffalonian stake their claim on fried goodness more so than their pro teams.

Switch gears and travel 18 hours south to Oklahoma (wait, we already did that…full report on the road trip to Cali coming soon) and find yourself in Norman, OK. Beyond the suffocating crimson and cream colors you will find the Sooner faithful jazzed about their current national championship hopes. They’ll brag about their five Heisman winners, seven national titles, and 42 conference titles. They might even go as far to as that they’ve been Big XII champions four of the past five seasons. What they won’t tell you is that their overall BCS record is 1-5 and zero for last four. That’s right folks, without a December 25, 2005 Holiday Bowl 17-14 victory over Oregon, Stoops and his line-jumping Sooners are 0-4 in the big games. 0-4, just like those Bills. Here’s a re-cap:

Season	Date	Bowl	Opponent	Score	Result
2003	Jan. 2004	Sugar (NC)	LSU	21-14	LOSS
2004	Jan. 2005	Orange (NC)	USC	55-19	LOSS
2006	Jan. 2007	Fiesta	Boise State	43-42	LOSS
2007	Jan. 2008	Fiesta	West Virginia	48-28	LOSS
2008	Jan. 2009	NC Game	Florida	?	?

Like I mentioned, the only thing keeping these fives games from being in a row was the Holiday Bowl. Say it with me now - Holiday. Bowl.

Ohio State had nothing to talk about for 20+ seasons prior to 2002 and their return to national championship prominence. Their rise to BCS notoriety was both swift and infamous, accumulating the following track record:

Season	Date	Bowl	Opponent	Score	Result
2003	Jan. 2004	Fiesta	Kansas St.	35-28	WON
2005	Jan. 2006	Fiesta	Notre Dame	34-20	WON
2006	Jan. 2007	NC	Florida	41-14	LOSS
2007	Jan. 2008	NC	LSU	38-24	LOSS
2008	Jan. 2009	Fiesta	Texas	24-21	LOSS

Ohio State coming up short in the big ones is nothing new; in fact it was arguably the kerosene on the anti-Big Ten fire that has swept the nation. But comparing the numbers, one must ask why the Sooners do not receive the same one-sided criticism.

Buckeyes & Sooners, Head to Head - BCS Record since 2003*

Team	Record	NC Chances	Crowns	Streak
Ohio State	2-2	2	0	0-2
Oklahoma	0-4	2	0	0-4

* - I’ll come back to this chart with 2009 numbers after tonight.

Where is the criticism for Oklahoma? Two losses in the national championship game, the victim of one of the sport's greatest bowl upsets, and shellacking by a West Virginia team led by an interim coach. A loss tonight should ignite a conversation about Bob Stoops' ability to win the big one. Hey, we need something to talk about between January and August, right?

Reason #2 – Because Bob Stoops is the equivalent of a schoolyard bully.

Sam Bradford recently became Oklahoma’s fifth Heisman Trophy winner, and statistically speaking he was the best of the three finalists. But why was he the best? Below shows a clear breakdown of Sam Bradford’s performances during the regular season:

Game	Opponent	Total Yds / TD	Time S.B.’s of Last Score	Score at this time	Final
1	Chattanooga	183 / 2	2nd Q / 6:53	43-0	57-2	W
2*	Cincinnati	395 / 5	4th Q / 4:10	52-20	52-26	W
3	Washington	304 / 5	3rd Q, / 3:25	48-7	55-14	W
4*	TCU	411 / 4	3rd Q / 5:38	35-3	35-10	W
5	Baylor	372 / 2	2nd Q / 5:26	35-7	49-17	W
6*	Texas	387 / 5	4th Q / 11:42	35-30	45-35	L
7*	Kansas	468 / 3	4th Q / 12:02	45-24	45-31	W
8*	Kansas St.	255 / 3	2nd Q / 4:27	41-28	58-35	W
9	Nebraska	311 / 5	3rd Q / 0:44	62-21	62-28	W
10	Texas A&M	320 / 4	3rd Q / 6:23	59-21	66-28	W
11	Texas Tech	304 / 4	4th Q / 13:54	65-14	65-21	W
12*	Oklahoma St.	370 / 4	4th Q / 7:17	51-41	61-41	W
13*	Missouri	384 / 2	2nd Q / 8:59	24-7	62-21	W

* - Denotes that Bradford was the only quarterback to attempt a pass.

Give yourself a moment to digest those numbers, or let me do it for you with some takeaways:

• In the six games that backup QB Joey Halzle saw action, he was 22-30 for one TD and 171 yards. Of those 30 attempts, 16 were in the first week against Chattanooga. Simply put, Halzle was used for nothing more but mop duty.
• Bradford’s last touchdown pass put Oklahoma ahead by an average of 27.85 points per game. Take away OU’s loss to Texas and the margin of victory at the time of Bradford’s last score jumps to 29.75. Going one step further, if you look at the games the Sooners won by 20 or more points, Bradford’s last contribution gave his team a 33.6 point lead. Why would a coach continue to go to use his first team players during such one-sided games? Other than attempting to inflate the statistics of both his team and his star quarterback, there is no clear explanation.

One game that stands above the rest is the Oklahoma / Nebraska game on November 1^st. Clearly knowing that the BCS voters were paying attention to Texas / Texas Tech later that evening, Stoops kept Bradford in the game for an unexplainable amount of time.

S.B. Touchdown	Quarter / Time	Score	Margin of Lead
1	1st Q / 10:31	21-0	21pts
2	1st Q / 9:27	28-0	28pts
3	1st Q / 0:04	35-0	35pts
4	3rd Q / 9:30	56-21	35pts
5	3rd Q / 0:44	62-21	42pts

Coincidence that this dominating show occurred the same evening of Texas’ last second collapse?

Reason #1 – Their official mascot is a….wagon?

Proud Oklahomans refer to themselves as Boomer Sooners, but according to Michael Scott’s go-to reference, the school’s official mascot is the Sooner Schooner. “Sooners” is of course a reference to the Oklahoma Territory settlers who jumped the gun and staked their claim to countless acres of flat-as-a-table land. A school's mascot heritage tied to cheaters? No thanks.