There's one wagon I won't be jumping on.

Disclaimer – As a Big Ten supporter I am rooting for neither Florida nor Oklahoma. I’m hoping tonight’s game provides an exciting match up that ends the college football season on a high note. Due to only so much down time at work I could only analyze one team.

I promise I am not delaying the inevitable breakdown of the 95^th Rose Bowl. However, with yet another controversial BCS “championship” game upon us I feel it necessary to shed some light on the Oklahoma Sooners. In short, I don’t like them. But a blog of in-shorts is not a blog at all, right? Alas, three reasons why I’m glad I’m not a Sooner.

Reason #3 - Because the Sooners have more in common with Buffalo than they’d like to admit.

Ask a Bills fan about Super Bowls XXV, XXVIII, or the two in between and they will likely plea the Fifth. The Bills will always be known as the team that collapsed to the Cowboys and fell wide right to the Giants. To this day, Buffalonian stake their claim on fried goodness more so than their pro teams.

Switch gears and travel 18 hours south to Oklahoma (wait, we already did that…full report on the road trip to Cali coming soon) and find yourself in Norman, OK. Beyond the suffocating crimson and cream colors you will find the Sooner faithful jazzed about their current national championship hopes. They’ll brag about their five Heisman winners, seven national titles, and 42 conference titles. They might even go as far to as that they’ve been Big XII champions four of the past five seasons. What they won’t tell you is that their overall BCS record is 1-5 and zero for last four. That’s right folks, without a December 25, 2005 Holiday Bowl 17-14 victory over Oregon, Stoops and his line-jumping Sooners are 0-4 in the big games. 0-4, just like those Bills. Here’s a re-cap:

Season	Date	Bowl	Opponent	Score	Result
2003	Jan. 2004	Sugar (NC)	LSU	21-14	LOSS
2004	Jan. 2005	Orange (NC)	USC	55-19	LOSS
2006	Jan. 2007	Fiesta	Boise State	43-42	LOSS
2007	Jan. 2008	Fiesta	West Virginia	48-28	LOSS
2008	Jan. 2009	NC Game	Florida	?	?

Like I mentioned, the only thing keeping these fives games from being in a row was the Holiday Bowl. Say it with me now - Holiday. Bowl.

Ohio State had nothing to talk about for 20+ seasons prior to 2002 and their return to national championship prominence. Their rise to BCS notoriety was both swift and infamous, accumulating the following track record:

Season	Date	Bowl	Opponent	Score	Result
2003	Jan. 2004	Fiesta	Kansas St.	35-28	WON
2005	Jan. 2006	Fiesta	Notre Dame	34-20	WON
2006	Jan. 2007	NC	Florida	41-14	LOSS
2007	Jan. 2008	NC	LSU	38-24	LOSS
2008	Jan. 2009	Fiesta	Texas	24-21	LOSS

Ohio State coming up short in the big ones is nothing new; in fact it was arguably the kerosene on the anti-Big Ten fire that has swept the nation. But comparing the numbers, one must ask why the Sooners do not receive the same one-sided criticism.

Buckeyes & Sooners, Head to Head - BCS Record since 2003*

Team	Record	NC Chances	Crowns	Streak
Ohio State	2-2	2	0	0-2
Oklahoma	0-4	2	0	0-4

* - I’ll come back to this chart with 2009 numbers after tonight.

Where is the criticism for Oklahoma? Two losses in the national championship game, the victim of one of the sport's greatest bowl upsets, and shellacking by a West Virginia team led by an interim coach. A loss tonight should ignite a conversation about Bob Stoops' ability to win the big one. Hey, we need something to talk about between January and August, right?

Reason #2 – Because Bob Stoops is the equivalent of a schoolyard bully.

Sam Bradford recently became Oklahoma’s fifth Heisman Trophy winner, and statistically speaking he was the best of the three finalists. But why was he the best? Below shows a clear breakdown of Sam Bradford’s performances during the regular season:

Game	Opponent	Total Yds / TD	Time S.B.’s of Last Score	Score at this time	Final
1	Chattanooga	183 / 2	2nd Q / 6:53	43-0	57-2	W
2*	Cincinnati	395 / 5	4th Q / 4:10	52-20	52-26	W
3	Washington	304 / 5	3rd Q, / 3:25	48-7	55-14	W
4*	TCU	411 / 4	3rd Q / 5:38	35-3	35-10	W
5	Baylor	372 / 2	2nd Q / 5:26	35-7	49-17	W
6*	Texas	387 / 5	4th Q / 11:42	35-30	45-35	L
7*	Kansas	468 / 3	4th Q / 12:02	45-24	45-31	W
8*	Kansas St.	255 / 3	2nd Q / 4:27	41-28	58-35	W
9	Nebraska	311 / 5	3rd Q / 0:44	62-21	62-28	W
10	Texas A&M	320 / 4	3rd Q / 6:23	59-21	66-28	W
11	Texas Tech	304 / 4	4th Q / 13:54	65-14	65-21	W
12*	Oklahoma St.	370 / 4	4th Q / 7:17	51-41	61-41	W
13*	Missouri	384 / 2	2nd Q / 8:59	24-7	62-21	W

* - Denotes that Bradford was the only quarterback to attempt a pass.

Give yourself a moment to digest those numbers, or let me do it for you with some takeaways:

• In the six games that backup QB Joey Halzle saw action, he was 22-30 for one TD and 171 yards. Of those 30 attempts, 16 were in the first week against Chattanooga. Simply put, Halzle was used for nothing more but mop duty.
• Bradford’s last touchdown pass put Oklahoma ahead by an average of 27.85 points per game. Take away OU’s loss to Texas and the margin of victory at the time of Bradford’s last score jumps to 29.75. Going one step further, if you look at the games the Sooners won by 20 or more points, Bradford’s last contribution gave his team a 33.6 point lead. Why would a coach continue to go to use his first team players during such one-sided games? Other than attempting to inflate the statistics of both his team and his star quarterback, there is no clear explanation.

One game that stands above the rest is the Oklahoma / Nebraska game on November 1^st. Clearly knowing that the BCS voters were paying attention to Texas / Texas Tech later that evening, Stoops kept Bradford in the game for an unexplainable amount of time.

S.B. Touchdown	Quarter / Time	Score	Margin of Lead
1	1st Q / 10:31	21-0	21pts
2	1st Q / 9:27	28-0	28pts
3	1st Q / 0:04	35-0	35pts
4	3rd Q / 9:30	56-21	35pts
5	3rd Q / 0:44	62-21	42pts

Coincidence that this dominating show occurred the same evening of Texas’ last second collapse?

Reason #1 – Their official mascot is a….wagon?

Proud Oklahomans refer to themselves as Boomer Sooners, but according to Michael Scott’s go-to reference, the school’s official mascot is the Sooner Schooner. “Sooners” is of course a reference to the Oklahoma Territory settlers who jumped the gun and staked their claim to countless acres of flat-as-a-table land. A school's mascot heritage tied to cheaters? No thanks.